The Worst Scottish Accent Ever?

From last night’s Superbowl:

I’m really tempted to re-dub it and see if I can pull off a better Scotch accent ;-)

And I was 100% convinced that this Cash4Gold ad was a spoof until I visited the website, where unfortunately it’s all true:

I thought it couldn’t go much lower. But it does…

Of course there’s some good ads from the breaks too, but being a bitch is so much easier…