
via mcsweeneys.net
Starts with:
Listen up. I know the shit you’ve been saying behind my back. You think I’m stupid. You think I’m immature. You think I’m a malformed, pathetic excuse for a font. Well think again, nerdhole, because I’m Comic Sans, and I’m the best thing to happen to typography since Johannes fucking Gutenberg.
And it just gets better and better…
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/monologues/15comicsans.html
via: Metafilter
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