808 The Movie

This looks totally epic! (In a muso-nerd fashion). The joy of seeing a ‘mature’ Soulsonic Force knocking out Planet Rock brought a massive smile to my face. Not sure when we’ll get to see it. 808 played at Sheffield Doc Fest earlier this month, so it can’t be long to wait…

More info on their Facebook page.

Advertising Has Grown a Penis on its Face

I did a talk the other day at Here London. I had a truly lovely time. The other speakers were all – without exception – amazing, talented, interesting and passionate. I felt spectacularly un-worthy.

I whanged-on about what I reckon might be wrong with the world of ‘advertising’. (The same thing may also apply to other types of commercial creativity. It’s just that advertising feels like the canary in the coal mine of fucked-up-ness).

In one bit I drew an odd parallel between nightclubs and communication. And how, in the good old days, you’d have moments when a big tune dropped. And you’d get a reaction like this:

But now there’s so much music out there, no-one ever plays the same tune twice, for fear of appearing out of date. Everyone wants to be cutting-edge.

And it doesn’t come much more contemporary than DJ Anklepants. Seen below performing a set for Boiler Room in Berlin. You might notice that the crowd do not seem to be experiencing outpourings of ecstasy, there’s just a strange sense of bewilderment.

I’m not saying there’s not a place in the world for DJ Anklepants and his animatronic cock-nose (I’m actually a closet fan).

But there’s too many people in our industry spending too much time worrying about appearing unique, innovative, and disruptive to their peers. Instead of focussing on making things that are actually great, and might one day be seen by a actual real people.

I suspect that the current spate of ‘innovative’ advertising exists because it’s harder than ever to make a dent in mainstream culture. And perhaps it’s also why so many of these projects end up immortalised as: ‘look how what we did really moved people’ videos.

You know the videos I’m talking about. The ones where a brand does something surprising (typically on a sunny day, and often in a town square, or equally universal venue). We see people looking thrilled, entertained, helped, inspired, weeping, or whatever.


And we can’t help but think to ourselves: “Look! Real people, being emotionally touched by an advert”.

We’re all suckers for these images of collective joy. Because we spend our time glued to screens, physically separated from each other, these ‘experiences’ appear tantalisingly ‘real’ and joyful.

Especially when most of us struggle to imagine the feelings that people experience individually at computers or on phones around the world when we do something that appears on a screen.

So instead we make ‘happy people’ videos. To remind us that people really really love advertising, in all it’s glorious forms. And, because the video makers are experts in making stuff look great, we can’t fail to be impressed by how innovative, clever, and genuinely touching the work looks. But it’s also impossible to see what’s actually going on.

If the cameras were fixed, and the footage was honest and unedited, I suspect that much of today’s celebrated advertising work would capture audiences as bewildered as a bunch of clubbers faced with DJ Anklepants.

We’re at a unique moment when it’s possible to engage vast quantities of people on massively exciting platforms. And it’s up to us to use those platforms to reach people in meaningful and lasting ways. So let’s not be suckered by the shiny happy people enjoying mini-spectacles in the sun. Let’s stop faking togetherness and get some more Hardcore Uproar on the go instead.

Tom Goodwin’s excellent piece in the Guardian says something similar in a much clearer way. As does John Owen’s great follow-up on Medium.

Hygienic, Authentic, Archaic

Amazing set of brand values. I’m guessing in a pretty unique combination. 


Plus you can get it done in a museum if you like. And it has a QR code. 

I don’t want a tattoo at the moment. Hand-poked or otherwise. But if I did, on the strength of this poster, this chap would be first on my list.

My only concern would be the mis-spelling of hygienic.

I went to the website to have a look and there’s actually some nice work there :-)

Pink Bike Sales Up 576%


This is just round the corner from my house. Right outside the school. I loved it so much.

Then I spotted it. In the bottom left. A giavaway piece of copy:


Damn you!

I should have spotted it. Should have seen the slightly too good marker-work. This is not the work of a fun mum. This is a highly-manicured transmedia marketing campaign. I bet there’s already a picture of me photographing it as part of a case study video.

Or maybe I should turn down my cynic filter and enjoy it in all its pink glory.

Storyfinding? Really?

I saw the title The Power of Storyfinding and I almost just skipped it as another trendy thing that I don’t need to know about. But because @GarethK recommended it I thought it can’t be THAT bad.

And sure enough, it’s a lovely little story about beer advertising. But mostly the importance of speaking to all kinds of people at your clients’ places. And listening to them.

I’m looking forward to meeting the first person who describes themselves as a Story Finder on their business card. (I checked LinkedIn and there are couple of them, but it’s nothing to worry about, yet).