Webby Vote crisis, please help

Oh, arsecandles! This was bound to happen at some point. My old life and my new life have crashed together in a rather unfortunate fashion. And now it's like I'm standing in-between 2 dueling cowboys with their guns drawn and the only thing I can do is duck as the bullets speed towards me. Or stand there and get 2 holes drilled in me, one from either end.

It's Webby People's Voice voting time and Poke and W+K are both up for a bunch of things which is great. But unfortunately Bakertweet is now directly up against Nike Chalkbot. Both are damn fine projects and deserve to beat those annoying musical stairs that would really get on your tits if you had to walk past them every day ;-)

The disputed battleground is Online Guerrilla & Innovation – I feel like I'm going to have to go Swiss on the whole thing and abstain, even though I'm sure I'll get countless wedgies in my new workplace for my disloyalty. And I know the Poke guys are safely 1000s of miles away from being able to grab the elastic in the back of my shorts – but they'll be able to administer some kind of virtually-activated-remote-bum-pain if I swing the other way – I know them too well. Sorry everyone. And may the best persons win.

Aside from that little conundrum I'm whoring for votes for:

You have to register first before you can vote, which is an unavoidable headache.

Not quite sure what I can offer by means of bribes for votes, but willing to take suggestions…

8 thoughts on “Webby Vote crisis, please help”

  1. Maybe next year we could do a collaborative project called Baker-bot; a machine that rattles round your neighbourhood spray-painting “Your croissants are ready!” on pavements and walls in the hope that you'll see it before the get cold.

  2. Just follow the star in your own heart – you know what's right.
    Alternatively, just vote for Bakertweet and stop being such a pussy.

  3. Webby Vote crisis, please help: Oh, arsecandles! This was bound to happen at some point. My old life and my new li. you can buy shoes on the suprashoesale.

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