This morning I was lucky enough to pick up a discarded copy of The Sun. I always forget just what a joy it is to read. I have a perverse enjoyment of the odd images that it always manages to paint in my mind. Is Alex Reid wearing hooded trousers? I want to see hooded trousers. Or are they trying to draw my attention to the fact that the porn-star-jordan’s-ex-gender-bender-cage-fighter is wearing trousers and not a skirt?