Checking my junk email folder this morning, to make sure nothing important had been misplaced, I noticed just how great the names of these junk mailers are. (I know, I know, they make up the names so that the junk mail filters don’t spot them as being spammers, but someone’s having a great time inventing these names).
See below for a selection of today’s greatest:
For a moment I started imagining what Sharlene S. Typhoid was replying to me about, or why I would have written to Sodomite H. Anticipated in order that he’d need to get back to me. Then I realised I just need to get out more.